Fan On The Street

On The Explosion Of Home Runs In New Yankee Stadium:

May 21, 2009 |

  • I didn't think it was a big deal until I hit a home run from my seat. Not sure how that happened.


  • That's what happens when all your players can't take steroids anymore. You give them a performance-enhancing stadium.


  • There's also been a bizarre number of balks: two. Oooo, spooky!


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