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Fan On The Street

On The Jets Defeating The Patriots 16-9

September 24, 2009 | ISSUE 45•39

  • I realize he only threw for 163 yards and led his team to one touchdown, but can I give all the credit to Mark Sanchez anyway?


  • The Jets really sent a message to the Pats: if everything goes absolutely perfect, they can barely squeeze out a victory.


  • Tom Brady needs to start stepping into his throws or else he's never going to suffer another painful, crippling injury.


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