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On The Jets Signing Plaxico Burress

August 5, 2011 | ISSUE 47•32

  • Part of me wishes the lockout never ended.


  • On the one hand, he is a proven champion. On the other hand, he got shot by a pair of sweatpants.


  • 'Let's try to find somebody the same age as Randy Moss, but with half the accomplishments and a bullet in his leg,' the Jets said.


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