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Fan On The Street

On The Lakers Being Eliminated

May 13, 2011 | ISSUE 47•20

  • Well, on the plus side, at least that means there’s less of a chance for people to find out that I’m a Lakers fan.


  • It’s never a good sign in any sport when a team loses.


  • Mark my words: Either that team will never win a title, or I've never watched the NBA and know nothing about it!


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