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  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
  • Success Of I'll Have Another Making Nation's Other 3-Year-Olds Feel Inadequate
  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From
  • SMU Adds "Do Not Resuscitate" To Larry Brown's Contract

Fan On The Street

On The Nets' 0-18 Start:

December 4, 2009 | ISSUE 45•51

  • Very optimistic of everyone to keep calling this a 'start.'


  • I blame Jay-Z for not putting money into the team and instead spending it on a giant parade float to roll around in.


  • What's everyone whining about? They're still gonna make the playoffs."


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