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  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
  • Success Of I'll Have Another Making Nation's Other 3-Year-Olds Feel Inadequate
  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From
  • SMU Adds "Do Not Resuscitate" To Larry Brown's Contract

Fan On The Street

On The NFL Season Starting

September 9, 2011 | ISSUE 47•37

  • Oh, good! Sports is back!


  • I think I'm ready for some football, but I'm worried I'm not ready for some football.


  • Dun dun dun dunnnnnnn! Dun dun… Dun dun! Dun dun dun dun dun dun! Dunnnn you see where I'm going with this.


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