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Fan On The Street

On The PGA's Tough New Banned-Substance Policy

September 24, 2007 | ISSUE 43•52

  • Damn it, I was hoping they would get all juiced up and then putt for 365 yards


  • Nice knowing ya, Stuart Appleby.


  • Let's hope they don't ban ALL substances. For example, you need water to survive.


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