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Fan On The Street

On The Role Of Race In Michael Vick's Trial And Sentencing

December 13, 2007 |

  • I think race played a huge role. If those dogs would have been cute little golden retriever pups, Vick would probably have gotten the death penalty.


  • Race had nothing to do with this, but I do think black guys deserve to go to prison more often and for longer than white guys.


  • The only black that matters here is the silver-and-black uniform he'll be wearing upon his return. Oh, and his skin color a little bit.


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