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Fan On The Street

On The Slumping Celtics

February 5, 2010 | ISSUE 46•05

  • They're just lulling the rest of the league into a false sense of 'their core players are all aging out of the league at once and their young players can't do enough to pick up the slack.


  • Something that I've seen teams do to get out of binds like this is to clear up some cap space and sign three of the best players in the NBA.


  • 29-16 and only a 4.5 game lead? Well, it's high time they panicked.


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