On The Sports Hero Of 2009:

  • “Is it 'You'? Seriously, is this one of those rhetorical questions where the answer is 'You'?”

  • “Mark Sanchez for not only winning Rose Bowl MVP and learning a professional offensive system in his first year, but for nailing all those women.”

  • “Is it OK if I still say Tiger Woods?”

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