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  • Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate
  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
  • Success Of I'll Have Another Making Nation's Other 3-Year-Olds Feel Inadequate
  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From

Fan On The Street

On the start of the 90th NFL season

September 10, 2009 | ISSUE 45•37

  • I always get really excited for the season; then when it gets here, it's always the same predictable AFC-NFC Super Bowl formula.


  • Ironically, the only thing that will take my mind off my harrowing divorce is the very thing that caused it.


  • Watch out for those Rams. They're going to be very bad.


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