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  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From
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Fan On The Street

On The Start Of The NFL Season

September 3, 2010 | ISSUE 46•35

  • Every year I worry, 'This is the year we don't get football,' but then, there it is, right on schedule.


  • Finally, Tim Tebow sits on that fucking bench.


  • But baseball was just getting interesting with all those waiver transactions.


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