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  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
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  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From
  • SMU Adds "Do Not Resuscitate" To Larry Brown's Contract

Fan On The Street

On The Sudden Wave Of Off-The-Field College Football Transgressions

August 26, 2011 | ISSUE 47•34

  • Still extremely profitable for the colleges? Yes? Okay.


  • This is sports we’re talking about. People are always going to find ways to bend the rules and give 18-year-olds access to yachts and prostitutes.


  • What? The whole reason kids become great athletes is so they can follow NCAA regulations.


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