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Fan On The Street

On The Texas Rangers Being In Playoff Contention

August 20, 2009 | ISSUE 45•34

  • I never would have thought the Rangers would be in this position, but that's mainly because I don't ever think about baseball.


  • And we're positive that Nolan Ryan isn't just putting on a new guy's uniform every day and pitching as that guy?


  • As a Red Sox fan, it's getting harder and harder to find time in the day to hate all these teams.


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