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Fan On The Street

On The Urban Meyer Situation At Florida

January 8, 2010 | ISSUE 46•01

  • Sometimes you need to take time out and think about your future for about 16 hours."


  • Though the situation isn't exactly clear, I think we can all agree that the first name Urban is pretty weird."


  • Let's put it this way: that $20 million left on his contract can buy him a bunch of artificial heart valves and bandages for the cyst on his brain."


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