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Fan On The Street

On the Warm Weather at the Olympics

February 12, 2010 | ISSUE 46•06

  • It's good preparation for when we have to play these sports knee-deep in ash."


  • I guess they'll be using coconut shavings as the snow again this year."


  • Now would be a great time for someone to say, 'What is this? The Summer Olympics?' Not me, though, because I'm not an asshole.


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