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Fan On The Street

On The Yankees clinching the division

October 1, 2009 | ISSUE 45•40

  • Yeah, only after spending $423 million dollars. Actually, I'd pay that much for first place.


  • My only consolation is knowing that A-Rod is still an asshole.


  • It's a shame they had to stitch together all the available championship T-shirts for CC Sabathia.


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