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On Torre Turning Down the Yankees' Contract Offer

October 22, 2007 |

  • You can't put a price on the class and dignity Joe Torre brought to that job. Joe Torre can, though.


  • If I had only won four World Series in twelve years, I'd be ashamed too.


  • I have a feeling Torre's going to sign with the Kansas City Royals and lead them to the postseason 12 seasons in a row.


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