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Fan On The Street

On Usain Bolt's Breathtaking 8.79-second 4x100 Anchor Leg At The Penn Relays

April 30, 2010 | ISSUE 46•17

  • Yeah, but everybody knows that carrying a baton makes you faster."


  • Do you get the feeling he's kind of like, too fast, though? I don't know, it just seems that way to me."


  • I still say you can't call yourself the World's Fastest Man until you race every man in the world.


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