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Fan On The Street

On Whether Hockey Can Replace The Locked-Out NBA

October 14, 2011 | ISSUE 47•42

  • I'm pretty sure the only reason people watch the NBA is to avoid seeing hockey.


  • The two sports are already kind of similar in terms of how stupid they seem when you really think about them.


  • Missing Miami’s Big Three means I need something to hate. And I hate hockey, so yes.


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