American Voices

One Cell Phone Per Two Humans

December 17, 2007 | ISSUE 43•51

A report in November announced that there are 3.3 billion mobile phone accounts—one for every two people in the world. What do you think?

  • That many? Looks like planet Earth is doing pretty good for itself.

    Geoff Ripps
    Consultant

  • Oh yeah? But how many of them have a cell phone that can do this? Check this out.

    Tessa Febre
    Hair Stylist

  • Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer yelling.

    Tom Robbins
    Systems Analyst

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