American Voices

One In 4 Mammals In Jeopardy

November 13, 2008 | ISSUE 44•46

A new study shows that almost 25 percent of mammal species are in danger of going extinct. What do you think?

  • Good riddance. Giving birth to live young is just so disgusting.

    Steven Frank
    Shoe Repairer

  • If the worst happens, you can always get some day laborers to fill their ecological niche.

    Ryan Krutsch
    Roofer

  • Don't worry. I've been raising some dogs and cats in captivity, just in case.

    Lora Mierendorf
    Weights and Measures Inspector

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