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One in Five Scientists Use Brain Enhancing Drugs

April 15, 2008 | ISSUE 44•16

One in five respondents to a poll conducted by the journal Nature said they had used drugs to boost their brain power. What do you think?

  • The real danger here is the use of these drugs by aspiring scientists trying desperately to emulate their heroes and to secure their own fame and fortune."

    Ralph Liples
    Electrician

  • I can't wait to see that smug fuck Albert Fert stripped of his Nobel.

    Cara McKay
    Pharmacist

  • When will scientists learn that real progress comes from the heart, not from some test tube full of chemicals.

    Perry Kelly
    Cabinet Maker

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