OSN shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in this weekend’s NFL week nine games:
Bengals at Dolphins
OSN’s Lock Of The Week: Bengals – Expect a tough and gritty matchup to eventually head to overtime deadlocked at 20-20, but with 6:38 left in the game, the voices in Andy Dalton’s mind—those dark, terrible voices he thought he’d finally rid himself of—start speaking again, louder and louder until he loses concentration and gives up a game-ending safety.
Chiefs at Bills
OSN’s Pick: Chiefs – This is another favorable matchup for the Chiefs, as the Bills have consistently struggled with winning games that they are playing in.
Falcons at Panthers
OSN’s Pick: Panthers – Expect this game to have a playoff-like atmosphere, given the dejected Falcons will be eliminated from the postseason.
Vikings at Cowboys
OSN’s Pick: Cowboys – Dallas tightens their grip on the NFC East race whether they win or lose.
Saints at Jets
OSN’s Pick: Saints – This battle between Rex and Rob Ryan should settle once and for all which brother is the more competent loudmouthed pile of shit.
Chargers at Redskins
OSN’s Pick: Chargers – Look for Chargers receivers to show Brandon Meriweather the proper way to hit someone.
Titans at Rams
OSN’s Pick: Rams – With the Rams’ dangerous pass rushers Chris Long and Robert Quinn, Titans quarterback Jake Locker must rely on his mobility if he wants to get off the turf after sacks.
Eagles at Raiders
OSN’s Pick: Eagles – The Eagles mustn’t get caught off guard by the devious read option from the Raiders, who will have their hands full trying to decipher Chip Kelly’s secret weapon: the read option.
Buccaneers at Seahawks
OSN’s Pick: Seahawks – This game will most likely take Greg Schiano off the hot seat.
Ravens at Browns
OSN’s Pick: Browns – Fans of top-notch pro football should keep their eyes glued to the screen so they don’t miss the two or three brief moments when it occurs during this game.
Steelers at Patriots
OSN’s Pick: Patriots – The Steelers have never been this much fun to watch.
Colts at Texans
OSN’s Pick: Colts – Don’t let the Texans’ 2-5 record fool you—their two wins were close scrapes against the Chargers and the Titans.
Bears at Packers
OSN’s Pick: Packers – Green Bay’s rookie running back Eddie Lacy will be challenged mentally and physically by the massive, daunting holes in the Bears’ defense.