Online Poaching

Illegal online sales of endangered animal and plant species are becoming problematic, as they are both lucrative and difficult to regulate. What do you think?

  • “Tell me about it. Just last week, I purchased a majestic lowland gorilla off eBay, and the thing's turning out to be a real son of a bitch to take care of.”

    Jack Albert –
    Livery Driver

  • “Most of those 'rare species' dealers are scams anyhow. My so-called 'panda' turned out to be a heavily spray-painted sheepdog.”

    Crissy Gray –
    Cosmetologist

  • “First they crack down on mail-order brides, now this! Doesn't anyone understand how unbelievably lonely I am?”

    James Mills –
    Caterer

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