American Voices

Optimism Can't Beat Cancer

May 12, 2008 | ISSUE 44•20

A recent medical study suggests that your chances of surviving head and neck cancer are the same if you have a positive outlook or a negative outlook. What do you think?

  • Please don't tell that to my dad. He's been so nice to everyone lately.

    Alexander Rodas
    Sales Associate

  • Based on my observations, optimism also can't beat depression.

    Colleen Curtin
    Store Manager

  • It must have been great to be in the control group that got all the chemotherapy drugs.

    Will Braverman
    Systems Analyst

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