American Voices

Oregon Governor On Food Stamps

April 26, 2007 | ISSUE 43•17

Gov. Ted Kulongoski of Oregon is living on a budget of a week's worth of food stamps for the state's Hunger Awareness Week. What do you think?

  • Hopefully someone tipped him off to that deli in Portland that will totally let you use them to buy forties and scratch-offs.

    Jarred Georgeson
    Tavern Owner

  • Sounds wonderful! According to my pioneering guide, there is more than enough food in Oregon for the worthy adventurer, from plentiful beavers to succulent ducks

    Darren Butler
    Crop Duster

  • I'd hate to be an Oregonian when it's Transvestite Awareness Week.

    Kristen Stewart
    Focus Puller

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