Oreos As Addictive As Cocaine Among Rats

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 49•42 Oct 16, 2013

A recent study from Connecticut College found that more neurons were activated in the “pleasure center” of lab rats’ brains when they ate Oreos than when they were exposed to morphine or cocaine. What do you think?

  • “I’ve done some things I’m not proud of to hitch a ride on the sweet zebra.”

    Jeff Wetzel –
    Electric Razor Assembler

  • “Eating an entire line of Oreos also makes you feel super confident.”

    Rachel McLagen –
    Escort

  • “Just let me get a bite of that Double Stuf and I’ll say whatever you want.”

    Dudley Holland –
    Barge Captain