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Navy Discontinues Use of 'Port' And 'Starboard'Will Now Refer To Left As 'Thunk' And Right As 'Moosh-Baroo'
06.04.97 | ISSUE 31•20
God-Knows-What To Take Place In Rural Cabin
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Eric Clapton Ossifies
Hotcake Sales Brisk
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