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    OSN's 2012 Sportsman Of The Year: Jerry Sandusky

    Slideshow • Our Annual Year 2012 • Sports • ISSUE 48•51 • Dec 18, 2012
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    • Joe Paterno Dies In Hospital; Doctors Promise To Tell Their Superiors First Thing Tomorrow

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    • Jerry Sandusky: I’ll Never Forget All The Things Joe Paterno Did For Me

      STATE COLLEGE, PA—As thousands of mourners gathered at Penn State's campus spiritual center Wednesday afternoon to say their farewells to Joe Paterno, former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky took the opportunity to express his "deep, everlasting ...
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    • Sandusky Angry He's Not Going To Be Allowed To Tell The Tender, Romantic Side Of The Story

      BELLEFONTE, PA—As jurors began deliberations Thursday on charges that he sexually abused 10 boys over a 15-year period, former Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky—who did not testify during his trial—expressed regret over being denied a chan...
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    • Freeh Report: Joe Paterno Burning In Hell Right Now

      PHILADELPHIA—Releasing a full report of his investigation into the Penn State scandal at a press conference Thursday morning, former FBI director Louis J. Freeh disclosed that the late Joe Paterno was indeed burning in hell
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    • Sandusky Meets Another Inmate With Nickname Tickle Monster

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    • Additional Findings Show Every Penn State Student, Alumnus Also Knew About Ongoing Child Molestation

      STATE COLLEGE, PA— The recently released Freeh Report on Pennsylvania State University, which placed blame on university higher-ups for failing to protect children against sexual predator Jerry Sandusky, also revealed that every student attending ...
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    • Jerry Sandusky Somehow Coaching Little League World Series Team

      SOUTH WILLIAMSPORT, PA—Shocking many parents, coaches, and spectators across the nation, former Penn State defensive coordinator and convicted serial child molester Jerry Sandusky was inexplicably witnessed coaching the Little League World Series te...
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