CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•23 Jun 8, 2013

A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error. The Onion has since come to regret both errors.

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Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.