A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error. The Onion has since come to regret both errors.
More Corrections
Mule Rank
The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.
Blank Paper
Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.
Julie
In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.



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