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    Outdoor Lifestyle

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•22 • Jun 3, 2008
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    • Annoying Man More Annoying After Skydiving

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    • Outdoor-Music-Festival Grounds Mistaken For Refugee Camp

      FAIRVIEW, MO—The camping and concert grounds for Countryfest 2002, a week-long festival attended by more than 120,000 music fans, was mistaken for a refugee camp by passing Red Cross workers Tuesday.
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    • Maverick Hunter's 'Human Beings As Prey' Plan Not As Challenging As Expected

      PERIL ISLAND—Hugo von Urwitz found his theory about the most cunning and challenging quarry to be flawed when, in the first night, eight humans died of exposure.
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    • 3'-By-4' Plot Of Green Space Rejuvenates Neighborhood

      DETROIT—Since its installment last August, the towel-shaped plot of grass has turned what was once a run-down community into a thriving, picturesque oasis.
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    • Area Man Does His Best Thinking On His ATV

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    • Single Bee Sends Gathering Of Humans Into Helpless Panic

      DALLAS, TX—Civil engineer, marathon runner, and Gulf War veteran Scott Fogel leaped back several feet and hid behind a waste can to escape the .03-ounce insect.
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    • Bike Helmet Protects Child From Helmet-Inspired Beating

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    • Kite Flyer In The Zone

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    • Grapes 'Big Hit' At Area Picnic

      PORTLAND, OR—Speaking at an impromptu press conference on her back patio, 7th-grade language-arts teacher Wendy Polonski, 31, announced that the seedless green grapes she brought to a small potluck-style picnic with Fernwood Middle School...
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    • Study Finds Sexism Rampant In Nature

      SAN DIEGO—According to a University of California–San Diego study, females creatures in the wild are excluded from pack activities.
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