40HARRISBURG, PA—A runaway conversation was successfully returned to its proper subject Saturday when 36-year-old Clark Hanneford regained control of a post-work chat session that had errantly strayed from the topic of him. “It was pretty scary for a second there,” the shaken-but-safe Hanneford said following the ordeal. “The talk was comfortably centered around me and my guitar playing, when out of nowhere Gary starts talking about his family. Luckily I was able to keep my wits about me and steer the focus back to myself and what it was like growing up in a small town in Pennsylvania.” Though rattled by the experience, Hanneford said he feels better equipped to react if he is ever momentarily not the sole focus of attention again.
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