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Zell Miller Named First Secretary Of Offense
12.01.04 | ISSUE 40•48
Study: 86 Percent Of World's Soccer Stadiums Double As Places Of Mass Execution
11.24.04 | ISSUE 40•47
Woman With Really Pointy Feet Finds Perfect Shoes
11.17.04 | ISSUE 40•46
Government Bails Out Dow Jones With 10,000 Points
09.30.08 | ISSUE 44•40
Dreamcatcher On Rearview Mirror Protects Sleeping Driver
04.20.05 | ISSUE 41•16
Kerry Takes Frustration Out On Lobster
11.03.04 | ISSUE 40•44
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