American Voices

Pabst Up For Sale

November 11, 2009 | ISSUE 45•46

The Pabst Brewing Co., owners of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Schlitz, is on the market for around $300 million. What do you think?

  • A whole brewery? That makes more sense than my original plan to buy 300 million individual cans."

    Charlene Burnside
    Paramedic

  • That's sad. You know whoever buys the brewery is just going to cut costs and make shitty beer."

    Ronald Birkin
    Wood Carving Machine Operator

  • Aw, man, I can't afford that! I'll have a Bud Light instead."

    Alan Wong
    Systems Analyst

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