0Recently, The Onion incorrectly reported that a pack of wild dogs had taken over St. Louis. The Onion was too frightened to fact-check that article and apologizes for the error.
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We're So Sorry
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
Homegrown Terrorism
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.
You Were Right
After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.
