American Voices

Palm Pre Released

June 8, 2009 | ISSUE 45•24

Dubbed by some as "the iPhone killer," Palm released its Sprint-exclusive touch-screen phone, the Pre on Saturday. What do you think?

  • Yeah, me and a bunch of other guys camped outside the Sprint store all night. When it opened, however, I found out that everyone else was just homeless.”

    Darren McClintock
    Systems Analyst

  • In my experience, being drunk is really the most effective iPhone killer.

    Carly Strait
    Embalmer

  • All these touch-screen devices are leaving people with greasy hands back in the dark ages.

    Kevin Scarpula
    Rivet Spinner

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