Palm Pre Released

Dubbed by some as "the iPhone killer," Palm released its Sprint-exclusive touch-screen phone, the Pre on Saturday. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, me and a bunch of other guys camped outside the Sprint store all night. When it opened, however, I found out that everyone else was just homeless.””

    Darren McClintock –
    Systems Analyst

  • “In my experience, being drunk is really the most effective iPhone killer.”

    Carly Strait –
    Embalmer

  • “All these touch-screen devices are leaving people with greasy hands back in the dark ages.”

    Kevin Scarpula –
    Rivet Spinner

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