FORT COLLINS, CO—During a father-and-son camping trip Sunday, paranormal investigator Fletcher Jensen subjected 14-year-old Jeremy Jensen to yet another account of unexplained apparitions and manifestations. "Although we could not observe verifiable poltergeist activity, the family's accounts of the incidents were quite indicative of a classic manifestation experience, and I did register what could be called unusual electronic disturbances," said Jensen, as he held a flashlight up to his face. "We were not fortunate enough to collect any actual ectoplasm, but some of the static on the videotape seems to include promising quasi-visagal images and, in my opinion, bears further interpretation." Jeremy later said that, as boring as his father's ghost stories are, they are preferable to his heart-to-heart talks about girls with his mother, a professional sex therapist.
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