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    Letters To The Editor • Opinion • ISSUE 46•46 • Nov 20, 2010
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    Hey Guys,

    When I interned there a few years ago, I taped a piece of paper with all my passwords and stuff underneath the top left drawer of the intern desk. Can you check it out and remind me what the last two numbers of my gym locker combination are? Miss you!

    Kerry, New York

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