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    Patriotism

    Slideshow • patriotism • Jun 28, 2011
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    • Last Time Sources Checked This Still America

      WASHINGTON—All across the country, from Maine to Mississippi, sources confirmed this week that last time they checked this was still America, and would remain America, like it or not.
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    • Congress Passes 'America Is #1' Bill

      WASHINGTON, DC—In yet another victory for America, the bill that makes its greatness official passed Congress Monday.
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    • America's Cowboys Suffering From Restless Heart Syndrome

      ATLANTA, GA—Bouts of wanderlust and deep yearning have led a majority of RHS sufferers to head off in the direction of them twinklin' stars.
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    • America's Homeless: Still The Best In The World?

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    • Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda With Patriotic New Song ‘Bomb New York’

      A group of country music's biggest stars have a message for terrorists: you can't hurt America by blowing up New York City. 
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    • Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

      Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.
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    • Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans

      WICHITA FALLS, TX—"I have nothing personal against Americans," said Texas Governor Rick Perry. "I just think they should stay in America, where they belong."
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    • Freedoms Curtailed In Defense Of Liberty

      WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to the threats facing America's free democratic system, White House officials called upon Americans to stop exercising their democratic freedoms Monday.
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    • America: Is It Worth The Effort?

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    • Republicans, Dadaists Declare War On Art

      WASHINGTON, DC—Citing the
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    • Frustrated Obama Sends Nation Rambling 75,000-Word E-Mail

      WASHINGTON—Having admittedly "reached the end of [his] rope," President Barack Obama sent a rambling 75,000-word e-mail to the entire nation Wednesday, revealing deep frustrations with America's political culture, his presidency, U.S. citizens, and himself.
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    • U.S. Inspires World With Attempt At Democratic Election

      NEW YORK—Observers from around the world report that they were inspired and moved by America's most recent attempt to hold a public election in accordance with the standards of a democratic republic.
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