Paul Harvey Dead At 90

March 2, 2009 | ISSUE 45•09

Legendary radio broadcaster Paul Harvey died of undisclosed causes in Arizona on Saturday. What do you think?

Aaron Carpenter Systems Analyst
"My life won't be the same without him. Hell, it was Paul Harvey who turned me on to the potato."
Jane Martinson Unemployed
“Are the doctors positive this isn’t just an exceptionally long pause in his delivery?”
Adam Bateman Drywaller
"And that little boy, who grew up, did some things, and then died when he was 90 was...Paul Harvey."

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