0In Paula Polite's Wednesday column, she wrote that diners must switch from a salad fork to a shrimp fork if seafood surpasses 20 percent of a salad's contents. It's actually 30 percent. The Onion apologizes for any embarrassment this may have caused and has fired Paula Polite.
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