Peanut Allergies May Be Cured

According to Duke University medical researchers, a cure for peanut allergies may be five years away. What do you think?

  • “Why didn't you tell me that you were going to mention peanuts? My throat is seizing up already! Quick, the epinephrine!”

    Jimmy Rawls –
    Steam Fitter

  • “Did you know a peanut isn't really a nut? It's a legume! Did you know that? Huh?”

    Daniel Mahone –
    Ice Cream Man

  • “Can they speed that up? I've got a pack of Nutter Butters that expires in 2010.”

    Deirdre Barksdale –
    Livery Driver

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