American Voices

Peanut Allergies May Be Cured

May 8, 2008 | ISSUE 44•19

According to Duke University medical researchers, a cure for peanut allergies may be five years away. What do you think?

  • Why didn't you tell me that you were going to mention peanuts? My throat is seizing up already! Quick, the epinephrine!

    Jimmy Rawls
    Steam Fitter

  • Did you know a peanut isn't really a nut? It's a legume! Did you know that? Huh?

    Daniel Mahone
    Ice Cream Man

  • Can they speed that up? I've got a pack of Nutter Butters that expires in 2010.

    Deirdre Barksdale
    Livery Driver

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