Pentagon Allows Women To Serve On Front Lines
Defense Secretary Leon Panetta announced today the removal of a 1994 Pentagon rule that banned women from officially serving on the front lines. What do you think?
“Oh, man. I can’t wait to see the look on an insurgent’s face when a soldier removes their helmet to reveal long, flowing blonde hair.”
Thomas Dockstader –
Unemployed“In fairness, women were kinda shit back in 1994.”
Rocky LaPoint –
Hand Loom Weaver“Would it have killed them to let us enjoy the whole gay thing a little longer?”
Xavier Pennington –
Sole Blacker



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