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Period Suppression Pill OK'd

May 24, 2007 | ISSUE 43•21

The FDA approved Lybrel, a birth control pill that stops the monthly menstrual cycle altogether. What do you think?

  • This is unfair—when will they come up with a pill that keeps my genitals from bleeding.

    Chris Jawoerk
    Marketing Director

  • This could potentially ruin daytime television's entire sponsorship model.

    Alex Lau
    Sous Chef

  • I've already figured out a way to stop the menstrual cycle altogether: 14 consecutive pregnancies.

    Baly Sniderman
    Admissions Clerk

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