Period Suppression Pill OK'd

The FDA approved Lybrel, a birth control pill that stops the monthly menstrual cycle altogether. What do you think?

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  “This is unfair—when will they come up with a pill that keeps my genitals from bleeding.”

  Chris Jawoerk –
  Marketing Director

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  “This could potentially ruin daytime television's entire sponsorship model.”

  Alex Lau –
  Sous Chef

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  “I've already figured out a way to stop the menstrual cycle altogether: 14 consecutive pregnancies.”

  Baly Sniderman –
  Admissions Clerk