American Voices

Perry Stays In Race

January 6, 2012 | ISSUE 48•01

Despite a disappointing fifth-place finish in the Iowa caucus, Texas governor Rick Perry decided to stay in the Republican presidential race. What do you think?

  • Well, you can't expect every candidate to be as reasonable as Michele Bachmann.

    Rose Smith
    Systems Analyst

  • Why is everyone so surprised that a guy named Rick won't take no for an answer

    Simon Dempsey
    Respiratory Therapist

  • You can't blame him. Coming in fifth out of six is way better than he did in school, and look how far he's gone since then.

    Doug Hartley
    Dispatcher

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