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CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•03 Jan 18, 2012

For years, The Onion has systematically cataloged all our web users' personal information: what they were reading, when they were reading it, and which articles they e-mailed to others. The Onion would like to offer its deepest apologies for not allowing advertisers access to this information sooner.

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