American Voices

Peruvians' Mysterious Illness

September 24, 2007 | ISSUE 43•38

Nearly 150 Peruvians claim that they have been made ill by a meteor that crashed in Carangas a week ago. What do you think?

  • That's what they get for licking a meteor.

    Doug Ng
    Systems Analyst

  • It's possible given the amount of dust it kicked up when it struck earth. But don't get me wrong, my money is still on aliens.

    Randi Sandoval
    Numerologist

  • If I believed everything 150 Peruvians told me, I'd still be trapped in Robert Redford's wine cellar. It's a long story.

    Jared Iommi
    Legal Secretary

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