Peruvians' Mysterious Illness

Nearly 150 Peruvians claim that they have been made ill by a meteor that crashed in Carangas a week ago. What do you think?

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  “That's what they get for licking a meteor.”

  Doug Ng –
  Systems Analyst

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  “It's possible given the amount of dust it kicked up when it struck earth. But don't get me wrong, my money is still on aliens.”

  Randi Sandoval –
  Numerologist

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  “If I believed everything 150 Peruvians told me, I'd still be trapped in Robert Redford's wine cellar. It's a long story.”

  Jared Iommi –
  Legal Secretary