Phish To Reunite

Four years after disbanding, the Vermont jam band Phish has announced plans to reunite in March 2009, starting with three performances in Virginia. What do you think?

  • “Oh man, there's no way I'll be able to score mushrooms, gain 20 pounds, and move back in with my parents by March.”

    Virginia Walton –
    Systems Analyst

  • “This is like a dream come true! If only all my dreams were this inconsequential.”

    Larry Moore –
    Waiter

  • “Wait, they were broken up? Who the hell have I been following around the country for the past few years?”

    John Kihn –
    Closet Organizer