American Voices

Phish To Reunite

October 3, 2008 | ISSUE 44•40

Four years after disbanding, the Vermont jam band Phish has announced plans to reunite in March 2009, starting with three performances in Virginia. What do you think?

  • Oh man, there's no way I'll be able to score mushrooms, gain 20 pounds, and move back in with my parents by March.

    Virginia Walton
    Systems Analyst

  • This is like a dream come true! If only all my dreams were this inconsequential.

    Larry Moore
    Waiter

  • Wait, they were broken up? Who the hell have I been following around the country for the past few years?

    John Kihn
    Closet Organizer

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