The debut of the new column "Phyllisophically Speaking" did not contain any philosophy, nor was it penned by someone named Phyllis. The Onion regrets the error.
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.